When My Blocks Went Missing & Kernel Almost Crashed
Sat Nov 29 2025

đď¸ Arrival at the Venue â The Missing Blocks
The grand hall was a full-blown sensory assaultâbright lights, stern judges, rolls of fabric stacked like skyscrapers, and rows of printing tables arranged with military precision. The energy buzzed; contestants were loudly, confidently unpacking their gear like seasoned magicians ready to reveal tricks.
I spotted Buggy immediately.
He was surrounded by a small crowd, proudly displaying his full set of ten exquisitely carved design blocks to his teammates and a couple of overly-interested journalists. The sight of his perfect, gleaming tools sent a familiar prickle of nerves skittering through me.
Kernel leaned close to my ear, voice steady and reassuring.
âDonât worry, Novi. You have ten too. Youâre equally capable.â
I managed a weak smile and reached for my leather pouch. My fingers expected the cool, familiar shapes of ten wooden blocks.
Insteadâ
Shock. Silence. Panic.
My hand closed around only two design blocks.
- One with a tiny dot-pattern.
- One with a short zig-zag.
The restâmy precious eightâwere gone.
Kernel immediately entered full diagnostic meltdown.
âThis is unacceptable! We must report it! Statistically, you cannot winâtwo designs versus tenâthis is a hard-loss condition!â
A sinking weight settled in my stomach. Whether Iâd misplaced them in the rush or someone had messed with my bag didnât matter anymoreâtime was already against me.
đ My Frantic Search
I tuned Kernel out and launched into a chaotic, borderline embarrassing search.
I looked everywhere:
- under the tables
- behind curtains
- inside every pocket
- dumping my entire bag onto the floor
- checking compartments I forgot even existed
Each failed attempt made me feel more unhinged.
Kernel, ever the painfully logical human calculator, remarked:
âStatistically, repeating a failed search procedure will not change the result."
"Kernel, NOT NOW!â I hissed, barely holding it together.
I grabbed my phone and texted my most organized friend:
âHey can you bring 8 design blocks to the venue NOW?? Any design?? Anything?? Pls plsâ
Her reply was instant and laced with pure judgment:
âWhy do you think I own fabric-printing design blocks???â
I threw my head back, letting the ceiling blur into one big glowing regret.
Next, I attacked instant delivery apps with desperate precision:
- âpattern stamp"
- "cloth printing design blocks"
- "block printing tool urgent"
- "any stamp pls pls pls express delivery???â
Every search returned the same mocking message:
No matching items found.
Kernel, irritatingly calm again:
âNovi, we should report this. This is a solvable governance problem."
"Kernel, stop talking like a helpdesk!â
In a final act of desperation, I picked up random objects from backstage: a bottle cap, a keychain, a metal clip, a sad rubber band. I inked and pressed them, praying for even the faintest usable pattern.
Nope. Each attempt was a new flavour of disappointment.
Finally, I collapsed into a chair, mind spinning, voice reduced to a cracked whisper:
âWhy is this happening todayâŚâ
đĄ The Binary Breakthrough
Exhausted and soaked in invisible stress-sweat, I stumbled down a narrow backstage corridor and slumped against a wall. The distant roar of the crowd and the confident thud-thud-thud of Buggy starting his design sounded like a countdown to my doom.
Then it happened.
A literal lightbulb moment.
Someone in the adjacent gallery flicked a switch, and a bright spotlight hit a framed piece of abstract art.
I froze.
The patternâsimple shapes repeating, expanding, spiraling into complexityâpulled me out of my despair like a hand reaching through fog.
Kernel, hovering like my worried shadow, asked softly:
âNoviâŚ?â
I didnât look away from the artwork.
A slow, incredulous smile crept onto my face.
âThatâs it.
This isnât created from abundanceâŚ
Itâs created from base + position.
Decimal does it.
Binary does it.
Base isnât the limit â the strategy is.â
Kernel tilted his head, deeply concerned.
âBinary? Are we discussing computation now? This is a fabric competition, Novi. You must focus.â
I ignored him completely, adrenaline washing over panic.
âBuggy is working in decimal, Kernel.
But IâŚ
I will go binary!
This is a philosophical leapâfrom the mundane to the exponential!â
Kernelâs worry escalated.
âNovi, you are not making sense. Also, they are calling the finalists on stage!â
I whispered, half to myself:
âYes⌠dot dot, dot zigzag, zigzag dot, zigzag zigzagâŚâ
Kernel tried to say something else, but I was already moving.
I grabbed my pouch, secured the two lonely design blocks, and walked toward the stageâ
heart pounding, mind buzzing,
ready to attempt the impossible.
đ¨ Kernelâs One-Minute Catastrophe
(Meanwhile, on Kernelâs sideâŚ)
Kernel had a bad feeling. The kind of bad feeling that settled into the stomach like a poorly documented bug and refused to leave. He hurried from backstage to the audience rows, weaving through people until he found a seat with a clear view of the stage.
What he saw made his heart drop.
Novi stood dead center under the harsh white lightsâcompletely still.
- Not adjusting her tools.
- Not greeting the judges.
- Not beginning her design.
- Just⌠frozen.
Muttering something to herself.
Kernel leaned forward, straining to hear.
ââŚdot dot⌠dot zigzag⌠zigzag dot⌠exponential leapâŚ"
"What on earthâŚâ he whispered, burying his face in his hands.
The judges exchanged worried looks.
Buggy smirked like someone already drafting his victory speech.
The audience began to shift and whisper.
Kernel cringed so hard his shoulders folded inward.
This is it. This is the meltdown. Sheâs gone full abstract philosophy in front of a live audience.
A whole minute of complete stillness passed.
A whole minute.
In competitive time, that was eternity.
Kernel could no longer sit there. His embarrassment was now so intense that his entire spine felt like it was retreating into itself. He stood up abruptly.
He was going backstage.
Someone had to gently guide Novi off before she became a metaphor in someoneâs TED talk about public breakdowns.
But just as he turnedâ
Novi moved.
And Kernel froze.
Her hand dipped into the ink. Stamp.
Dotâclean, sharp, confident.
Then the second block. Stamp.
Zigzag.
Then bothârapid, fluid combinations that seemed impossible for someone carrying the weight of panic moments ago. Dot-dot. Dot-zig. Zig-dot. Zig-zig. Over and overâeach sequence forming a new, distinct motif.
Rhythmic. Deliberate.
Like she wasnât designing but composing.
The audience gasped.
The judges leaned so far forward one nearly lost her balance.
Buggy stopped mid-stamp, disbelief cracking across his face.
Kernel slowly sat back down, his mouth falling open.
Eight missing design blocks.
Two tiny tools.
And Novi was creating more variation, more depth, more originality than he had ever seenâeven in her best rehearsals.
His embarrassment dissolved, replaced by an unexpected prickle of awe rising up his neck.

Novi wasnât frozen.
She wasnât panicking.
She was computing.
She was planning.
She was⌠about to change the game.
Kernel let out a long breath, equal parts relief and astonishment.
âThis girl,â he whispered under his breath, shaking his head, âis going to give me grey hair.â
đ§Š Backstage â The Partial Reveal
From my side, right after stepping off stageâŚ
Kernel practically jogged backstage the moment I stepped off. His internal systems must have been a messâI could practically feel the spiritual overheating from that eternal minute of silence followed by the wild pattern blitz heâd just witnessed.
I was calmly wiping ink off my fingers, serene and satisfied. Kernel, however, looked like heâd sprinted through seven existential crises simultaneously.
He marched straight up to me.
âNovi. Explain. Now.â
I blinked innocently. âExplain what?â
Kernel gestured wildly toward the stage.
âTheâ the THING you just did! That pattern explosion! You had TWO design blocks! Two! You shouldnât have been able to create that many variations unless youââ
He paused.
ââwere secretly possessed.â
I snorted. âKernel, please. If I were possessed, the pattern wouldâve been symmetrical."
"Then WHAT was it?â he demanded.
I leaned back against the wall, clutching my ink-stained pouch.
âBinary.â
Kernel blinked. âBinary⌠as in⌠computer binary? Like 0 and 1? Novi, this is a textile competition. You didnât hack the fabric."
"Actually,â I said, grinning, âI kind of did.â
He stared.
I sighed and held up the two design blocks.
âThis one is dot. This one is zig-zag,â I said.
âTwo symbols, Kernel. Just two.â
Kernel folded his arms. âIâm aware of the count."
"And two symbols are enough,â I said.
âDot-dot."
"Dot-zig."
"Zig-dot."
"Zig-zig.â
I tapped each block lightly, like demonstrating a magic trick.
âFour patterns with just two symbols. And if you repeat sequencesâŚâ
I shrugged.
ââŚyou get infinite possibilities.
Because every time you repeat the sequence, youâre not adding a symbolâyouâre adding a position. And positions are limitless.â
Kernelâs eyebrows shot up. âWait. That was Binary? You used Binary for fabric printing?â
I nodded. âYup."
"Thatâs⌠absurd!"
"But effective,â I said sweetly.
Kernel opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again.
âI donât understand fully,â he admitted, rubbing his forehead. âHow did you know where to place them? How did you sequence them? And howââ
I placed a finger on his lips.
âKernel,â I said, smiling,
âThatâs the partial explanation. Youâll get the rest at home. Right nowââ
I lifted my ink-stained hands.
ââI need soap. And a snack. Possibly seven.â
Kernel nodded, intrigued and overwhelmed.
And he knew one thing for certain:
Whatever Iâd pulled off on that stageâŚ
he hadnât even seen half the truth yet.
đ At Home â The Full Reveal & The Strategy Behind Infinity
By the time we reached home, the adrenaline had drained out of my system and transformed into pure exhaustion. I tossed my ink-stained pouch onto the table, kicked off my shoes, and collapsed onto the couch like a deflated origami crane.
Kernel followed me in, still wearing the same expression heâd worn backstageâthe âI will not sleep until I understandâ face.
He set two glasses of water on the table.
âNovi,â he said, sitting beside me, âIâve been patient. But now I need the full explanation. No more poetic half-answers. What happened today?â
I groaned dramatically, lifted one hand, and pointed to the ceiling.
âKernel, bring me the whiteboard.â
Kernel sighed.
âYou donât need a whiteboardâ"
"Kernel."
"âŚIâll bring the whiteboard.â
He dragged over the small foldable board I use for late-night brainstorming. I sat up, cracked my knuckles, and drew two big symbols:
⢠(dot)
/// (zigzag)
âThese,â I said, âare my 0 and 1.â
Kernel nodded slowly.
I continued.
âYou saw me randomly stamping? That wasnât random. I was creating sequences.â
I wrote:
dot dot
dot zig
zig dot
zig zig
âTwo design blocks â four patterns.
Add one more repetition â eight.
Then sixteen.
Then thirty-two.
Exponential growth.â
Kernel leaned back, lips parted slightly.
âBinary in fabric⌠I still canât believe you did that on the fly.â
I shrugged. âBinary is just⌠comforting. Two choices. Infinite possibilities, as long as you use the positional strategy.â
Then I drew three columns:
| Binary | Octal | Hexadecimal |
|---|---|---|
| Base 2 (0, 1) | Base 8 (0-7) | Base 16 (0-F) |
âBinary is the simplest.
If I had eight design blocks?
Thatâs like switching to Octal.â
I held up eight fingers.
âEight symbols â even more combinations ($8^n$).
The base changes the efficiency, not the infinity."
"Sixteen design blocks?â Kernel guessed.
âHexadecimal,â I grinned.
âSixteen symbols.
Everything becomes super-efficient.
Thatâs why programmers love it.â
Kernel stared, amazed.
âYouâre telling me number systems arenât about quantity. Theyâre about structure."
"Yes!â I slapped the table, delighted.
âThatâs the point! Buggy worked in decimal thinking. He saw ten design blocks as ten individual options.
I had two design blocks and used strategy, not quantity.â
Kernel sat quietly, absorbing.
I softened my tone.
âLook, Kernel⌠this is true in life too.â
I put the marker down and folded my hands.
âSometimes we look at someone else and think they have moreâmore tools, more opportunities, more advantages.â
I pointed at the board.
âBut they might just be using a system we donât understand yet.â
Kernelâs eyes lifted to mine.
âWe think theyâre infinite,â I continued, âbut theyâre not. Theyâre just applying a pattern. A method. A strategy.â
I leaned back into the couch cushion.
âWhen we learn that strategyâbinary, octal, hex, whateverâsuddenly⌠we arenât limited anymore. We realize we didnât need more resources. We needed more perspective.â
A small smile tugged at Kernelâs lips.
âAnd today,â he said softly, âYou showed that two design blocks can stand against ten.â
I laughed gently.
âKernel, two design blocks can stand against anything if you use them right.â
We sat there for a moment, a gentle silence settling between us.
Kernel exhaled, somewhere between admiration and exhaustion.
âWell,â he murmured, âthat explains the grey hair."
"Good,â I said brightly.
âBecause tomorrow? Weâre trying imaginary numbers.â
Kernel groaned into a pillow.
But he was smiling.